Tweets from the Cruise

I didn't have any internet on the cruise to Bermuda I was just on but that didn't stop me from tweeting. So I don't inundate your timeline's with like 50 tweets, here is a list (in chronological order) of all of the tweets I made and saved as drafts. Enjoy!

Jun 13

Man, I’m gonna have KILLER calves by the end of this trip. The elevators suck, and the pool is on floor 12. Our room, floor 4.

This is very strange to me that I can order all of this food and not have to pay for it. What pig invented the cruise?

@psiafakas If you were here with your camera equipment, you’d take SICK pics.

Wish the sky wasn’t so cloudy so that we could see the stars.

All I’ve done today is eat.

I was just in a hot tub at night in the middle of the ocean. With Maureen and nameless guy. Doesn’t get much better than that.

Just took my first Dramamine. Not cuz I was actually seasick, but as a preventative measure. Hoping for the best.

This just materialized in our cabin’s safe. Maybe it’s worth something?

Why is it so effin cold?! All I want is to get my tan on.

I think our captain is wasted. He just talked for like 20 minutes on the loudspeaker but I’m not sure he actually said anything.

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